Keyword (phrase?) Being – I’m kind of a psycho.

My daughter, is truly such an angel, but, she scares me sometimes.

When I found out I was having a girl, I cried.  Not because I don’t like girls, but because I am a girl, and I’m kind of a psycho, so I was afraid, and that’s why I cried.

She, thankfully is not very much like me.  Or, if I may be so annoyingly unrealistic and shortsighted bold, and brag, she took only my best qualities, for sure.

As you know, she just started kindergarten.  And consequently, she just started scaring the shit out of me.

There was a day of other kids making fun of her.  I was terrified.  Surely she couldn’t be the kid that gets targeted! Right?  So scary.

Then there was the girl who was bossing her around, then giving her presents.
I’m not ready for codependency!!!

Then, this morning she told me I’m starting to look a little bit old.  That’s OK, I know it’s true, and I embrace aging as gracefully as I can.  That didn’t scare me, but what did was that she then started to cry and asked me if I was going to die soon.

I don’t want her to be afraid of me dying, or death at all, for that matter!

Every step of parenthood is an adventure for sure.  So in light of this, I took a little time to think about my scary daughter, and was led to finding some good books to help us deal with changes of life, and here’s what I found:
I Am
The Mountains of Tibet

Oh, and also, I spent the weekend teaching her how to play softball.  No one messes with softball bitches.

My next task, go outside, lay in the hammock and look at stars (before it gets too cold) with her before bed.

Good luck parents, we’re in this together!

SAHM Style- for DailyBuzz Moms 9×9 Fall Into Autumn!

What the whah?  Did she just use the terms “stay at home mom” and “style” in the same sentence???

Oh yes she did!

You might think that those two terms are mutually exclusive, but I beg to differ.  You have to wear something, right?  So why shouldn’t it be something cute?  Nobody likes to look at a shlumpy mess, especially when that shlumpy mess is in the mirror.

I think we’ve all been there, I know I have.  We sold our old house and moved into our current home right after my little one was born, and between the barely two-year old, the infant, and the sale/purchase/move, I don’t think I put on a drop of makeup or wore anything but a nursing tank and yoga pants for a good six months.  It was depressing.

But a new season is upon us!  It’s the perfect opportunity to turn over a new leaf (maybe a colorful autumn one?) on your style.

Fall has always been my favorite time of year, and I think that stems from when I was a kid and my mom would take me back-to-school shopping.  What better way to get ready for the season?!  Come on, let’s go shopping!

Now, there are some issues of practicality to consider.  As a stay at home mom, you are likely to be spending a lot of time on the floor, as well as coming into contact with a lot of messes, so comfortable, durable, and machine-washable fabrics are key.  I am also kind of a cheapo a bit frugal with certain things.  And if you are like me, and spend most of the day on your feet, then you’ll be wanting good quality, flat shoes.  But that doesn’t limit you to sweats and ratty tee shirts!  You can have lots of fun and feel good about yourself, while still getting the job done, with these super-stylish tips and tricks.

Let’s start at the top, with hair.  In my humble opinion, bangs are a SAHM’s best friend.  With two little ones, I don’t have a lot of time to mess around with styling my hair, so a longer length that I can throw up in a ponytail, messy ballerina bun, or side braid works best.  Bangs elevate this look from, “I just finished three miles on the treadmill,” to “I just had breakfast at Tiffany’s.”


Start with a good cut from a pro (I have mine done just two or three times a year), and when the bangs get a little long, sweep them to the side or trim them yourself, it’s easy!  Just follow this tutorial:

Next comes bra.  I know they feel good, but sports bras are for the gym, ladies.  They are not flattering and they will not make you feel your best.  I just picked up this jazzy little number and it couldn’t be more comfy.  It’s so cushy and soft!  It holds everything in line so nicely, without a single pinch, and the straps are U-shaped and padded, so they don’t slip off the shoulders.

Bali Intimates One Smooth U

A good bra will make you stand up a little straighter and look more polished.  And a little lacey embellishment goes a long way towards making you feel pretty.  Ok, now that everyone knows what kind of underwear I have on, let’s move along, shall we?

As for tops, I mostly stick with jersey knits that can be layered and/or topped with a cardigan as the months get cooler.

jersey knit tops and cardigans

But lately I’ve been eyeing some cutie-patootie button-downs with a little bit of stretch, like these:

Collared Button-Ups & Sweaters

I think they’ll be perfect for fall, and when it gets even cooler, they’ll look sweet under a sweater with the cuffs and collar peeking out.

Don’t forget the accessories!  They do make the outfit, after all.  It only takes a few extra moments to pop on some cute earrings, a watch, and a bracelet or two, and those extra moments make all the difference.
watches, bracelets, and earrings
Bonus points for a statement necklace!
statement necklaces

Or, another great option for fall is the drapey scarf.

drapey scarves for fall

So warm and comfy, and a fun print will liven up your whole look…

As for bottoms, I love a good pair of leggings for days when you really want to be as comfortable as possible, and sometimes I’m known to rock a pair of sweats, but only if they’re dressed up on top, with a little bling and some cute shoes.  But I mostly find myself in jeans.  A good dark skinny, a comfy boyfriend pair, a trouser style, and a couple of fun colors, and you’re off to the races.  Although I have been loving the sixties mod pant for this season!  I may have to indulge myself…

Jeans and Pants for Fall

Add a fun belt for an unexpected hit of color, pattern, or texture, and you will look so polished!


Which leads me to my favorite topic, SHOES!  In the early fall, I’m all about a cute sandal or some ballerina flats.  Definitely look for something with some embellishment: some sparkle, pattern, or a contrasting hit of bright color.

early fall shoes

As the weather cools down, I look for something that comes up a little higher on my foot, so I can wear some little no-show socks under, for extra warmth.  I’m loving the oxford/brogue style, as well as some sparkly Toms, or a little loafer or moc.

Mid-fall shoes

And when things get blustery and cold, it’s nothing but a cozy boot for me.  I love the moto style, the riding boot, or a little cowboy bootie, especially with those leggings I’m so partial to.  I’m also considering a pair of Sorel’s for the snowy season… wouldn’t want to slip and fall in the car line at preschool dropoff!

late fall shoes

It’s amazing how much warmer you feel with a little leather around your ankles!

And finally, for the bag.  Don’t neglect the bag, SAHM’s.  You have a lot of essentials to carry around with you, so you need a good bag.  It can be an afterthought, or it can be a thing of beauty that elevates your whole look.

fall handbags

I’ve carried a lot of slouchy totes and hobos in this past, but now I’m all about structure.  Besides having a cleaner and more polished look, it keeps your junk more organized!  I love a classy, understated neutral, or a bright color that complements the other items in your wardrobe or completely contrasts.  I just ordered the little turquoise number and I can’t wait to see how it pops against all my navy and red…

Mix and match your picks from this post and you can’t go wrong.

plum, leopard, and gold

You’ll be turning heads at the grocery store…

stripes, red, turquoise

…taking compliments from all the other moms at school…

hot pink, black, and kelley green

…and putting a smile on your hubby’s face when he walks in the door at the end of the day.

red, white and black with brown accents

** just click on the little thumbnails below the collage if you want to purchase any of these featured items.  I won’t get paid, but I’ll still thank you for making the world a prettier place. **

dressed-up sweats

FYI, none of the clothing items in this post are more than $90.  The most expensive watch is $135.  The shoes, boots, and handbags are all under $200.  And none of these outfits will get mad if you do a little light housework in them.

Green, Gray, Navy, with Orange

Here’s to a great fall!

And don’t forget to check out DailyBuzz Moms on Thursday, September 27th, 2012, for a special “Top 9” featuring YinMom YangMom plus eight other bloggers’ awesome ideas to help you Fall Into Autumn!

Anti-Depressant Lip Gloss

Let me preface this by saying, modeling for yourself, and then putting the photos up for the world to see is seriously the most embarrassing thing in the world.

I have to say, I kind of hate Fall.  I know I’m alone here.  When I was a kid, I had extreme anxiety over going to school.

So, now when I feel Fall weather coming on, it sort of subconsciously brings me back to those days.

Plus, I have an old drafty house with oil heat, so I dread all those oil bills.

She loves it!

This year, however I feel a little differently about Fall.  Brooke is in Kindergarten now, and she absolutely loves it.  She’s helping me change my attitude about school.

Also, I’ve figured out a few tricks to keeping warm in my house.  A small space heater and a heating pad are making me feel very happy (but also a little bit old, oh well…).

And lastly, never underestimate the power of looking hot in the Fall! I recently did a little shopping for beauty products, and they’re helping me stay positive. I’ll tell you about them one by one!

First, let me just share with you, the ultimate, absolutely best lip gloss I have ever used. If I buy something more than once, you’d better believe it’s because it’s fantastically awesome.  I’ve just purchased my second tube. What is it, you ask?  It’s NYR Organics.  Not only does it make you look and feel pretty, but it’s full of healthy, safe ingredients.  And, it smells so nice, not too strong, just lightly citrusy.  And it tastes nice.  It’s awesome.

Here are more awesome things about this magical lip gloss that cures seasonal depression:

– It gives you lips a sheer wash of very flattering color (no matter which color you use, I swear, they all look good on everyone) that can be layered for more impact.

– It sort of dries on your lips, so it stays, but your lips just feel hydrated and smooth.  I have lips that can get dry and flaky, and there’s something in this gloss that keeps that from happening.  It protects them!

I call this one Blue Steel.

– The tube makes it really easy to put on while you’re driving.  I’ve used glosses that have a little brush thing, and you need a mirror.  The kind you put on with your finger is a mess and you need both hands.  The fact that it’s easy, makes me put it on even when I’m rushing, so I always feel put together.

The color I just bought is called Damson, and it is so perfect for Fall.  I’ve had 2 people stop me and ask what I’m wearing.  That is good!

See how I purposely didn’t clean the mirror or fold the laundry? It’s for effect, TOTALLY intentional. 😉

If you want to try this, pretty please order from my rep, Jennifer.  She is awesome, so pretty and nice, and she helped me decide on which color to buy.  She is good, and here is her website:
And more specifically the link to the glosses would be:

Happy Fall! xoxo

Homemade Pudding Snack Packs

So, I recently made this variety pack of homemade pudding snack packs, for my kids’ lunchboxes, and, they were such a huge hit that they didn’t even last more than a day or so.  Even Mr. Allie got in on the action, and was eating pudding packs after dinner and sneaking them for afternoon snacks!

These are miles apart from that junk you can buy at the supermarket, which shall remain nameless, but begins with a “J” and ends with an “-ELLO.”  Or that other junk that begins with an “H” and ends with an “-UNTS.”  Or that other junk that begins with an “S” and ends with a “-WISS MISS.”  Or that other junk that begins with a “K” and ends with an “-OZY SHACK.”

Sorry.  You get the idea.  They’re seriously yummy and you need them in your life.  Now.

I developed this recipe for a YinMom YangMom recipe series, called “Lunch Lady Land.”  If you missed the big intro, shame on you.

Just kidding!  Haha.  It is to laugh.

The series is basically all about homemade foods that are lunchbox friendly.  It’s easy enough to grab a bunch of prepackaged stuff off the grocery store shelf, but it adds up to a lot of garbage in the landfill and a lot of questionable ingredients in your kids’ growing bodies.  I’m finding that it only takes a little bit of time and extra effort (and loveAwww…) to create lunchbox foods that are soooo much healthier, and they taste so much better too!

Here’s what we’ve done so far:
Homemade Gummy Fruit Snacks and Juicy Jiggles
Nut-Free (and Healthy!) Reese’s Cups
Corn Dog Muffins

If you are like me, and you often stare mindlessly into the fridge for way too long, hoping for a bolt of lightning to strike and inspire some genius food idea you can pack for your kiddies, be sure to check ’em out.  They’re easy to keep on hand in the fridge, freezer, or pantry, and you can just chuck ’em in the old lunch box and know that your little ones are getting good nutrition and a little taste of some homemade deliciousness.

And for todays installment, you will first need some single-serving containers.  I like this kind:

because they stack neatly and the lids snap together and to the bottoms of the cups, so I never have to hunt around my train wreck of a plastic-ware cupboard looking for a match.  (One of these days I really need to organize that mess!)  Also, they are BPA-free.

You will also need the following ingredients, which shouldn’t be too difficult:

1/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup cornstarch
2 3/4 cups whole milk, or 2 cups lowfat milk and 3/4 cup cream
1 teaspoon vanilla paste (buy here) or vanilla extract
1 tablespoon butter
1 additional tablespoon sugar
1/4 cup butterscotch chips
1/4 cup chocolate chips

In my house those are staples that we pretty much always keep on hand.

Making pudding from scratch may seem like a crazy idea to you, but, truthfully, it really isn’t any more difficult than making it from a mix!  One day my boys were pestering me for pudding and I didn’t have a box on hand, so I just made it this way, and it was so easy and quick!  Not to mention way yummier.  It thickens up while it’s still hot so you don’t even have to wait for it to chill before shoveling it right in (I’m evil)…

Put the sugar and the cornstarch in a pot and stir them together with a whisk.

Then pour in the milk/cream in a steady stream while whisking.

Put it over a medium-high flame and keep whisking.  Right as it starts coming to a boil, it thickens.  Magic!  Right before your very eyes.

Remove it from the heat and stir in the cold butter, and then add in the vanilla extract or paste.

Can we talk for a minute?  It’s about vanilla bean paste.  Ok, I bought this stuff on a whim, and it’s turned out to be kinda life changing for me.  Seriously.  It is a lot cheaper and easier to use than a whole fresh vanilla bean, but the flavor is every bit as intense!  When you want some serious vanilla flave, (and let’s be honest here, when would you not?) this is what you should be reaching for.

Set up three small-ish bowls.  Into one, place the additional tablespoon of sugar.  Into another, 1/4 cup of butterscotch chips.  And into the third, 1/4 cup of chocolate chips.

Divide the hot pudding equally among the 3 bowls and stir to melt the chips into the pudding.

Chocolate Pudding, Butterscotch Pudding, Vanilla Pudding

Place the contents of each bowl into the reusable containers and chill in the fridge.

Vanilla Pudding, Butterscotch Pudding, Chocolate Pudding

I have a five-year old who tends to be a little bit uncooperative when it comes to drinking milk.  This pudding is so silky smooth, thick, creamy, lightly sweet and delicious, he just can’t resist it.

And neither can anyone else in the family!

If you are a big pudding lover, (is anyone not?) I also did a little series earlier in the year called “More Pudding If You Please.”  It was part of a story on 2012 Food Trends for the Home Cook.  Check out these posts for some more great pudding recipes:

S’mores Pudding
PB&J Pudding
Rice Pudding Comfort

Thanks for reading!  And stay tuned for more great ideas from Lunch Lady Land!!!